Trial by Fireworks!
Ye might’ve heard, there’s to be a royal weddin’ soon. Not really me cup o’ tea, all that dressing up lark, but the royals always put on a good party. Speakin’ o’ which, they’ve asked me to deliver some Chinese Fireworks to spice the occasion up a bit. Those bloody Spaniards ‘ave got control the South China Sea, though; our ships would never get near Hong Kong.
There’s another way to get the goods, though… If you catch me drift? Wreck the Spanish ships, but don’t sink’em before ye take all their fireworks!